Category: Life, Unfilitered
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The Great Bathtub Mystery: Somebody Shit in My Tub
An unsolved mystery, six suspects, one suspicious dog, a possible burglar, and two changes of underwear. I swear, you cannot make this shit up. And in this particular story, I mean that literally. I’ve debated whether I should even share this because some things probably ought to stay within the walls of your own home.…
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Three Nights. What Could Go Wrong?
We decided to take a little three-night camping trip. Thursday to Sunday. Just a few days away. Sit by the fire, relax, get away from everything for a bit. What could possibly go wrong? Apparently, quite a bit. We couldn’t leave Thursday until after my Signatera blood draw. The phlebotomist was coming to the house,…
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Our First Date
I guess if I’m going to tell stories about my husband on this blog, I should probably introduce him. His name is Stacy. Yes, Stacy. 😂 He always jokes about having a girl’s name. When he introduces himself, he’ll sometimes say, “I’m Stacy. Like the girl.” So when you see Stacy showing up in my…
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Apparently, I’m Too Nice
I was told at work yesterday that I’m too nice. And I’m still not entirely sure how I feel about that. This whole thing came up because of the bedbug situation at work. Because apparently the bedbug saga needed another chapter. Now we have to have one-on-one conversations with everyone who works in my department.…
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He Bought Me a Present
I got home from work the other day and there was a present sitting on the table. An actual wrapped present. It was a pretty decent-sized box, wrapped in red paper with polka dots all over it. I looked at Stacy. “There’s a present on the table.” “Yes,” he said, all excited. “I got you…
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Apparently, I Have a Bitin’ List Now
I’ve started listening to country music again. I go through phases with music. I’ll listen to the same kind of shit forever, wander off into something completely different, and then eventually find my way back. Well, apparently I’m back in my country era. The other day, Bitin’ List by Tyler Childers came on. And then…