Category: My Cancer Story
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Breast MRI vs. Brain MRI

Today I had a brain MRI. And because apparently I now have enough MRI experience to rank them, I feel qualified to announce a winner. Or loser. Whichever one gets the title of Worst MRI Ever. Breast MRI. By a freaking landslide. The brain MRI today was a cakewalk compared to the breast MRI I…
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FOMO Is Real

Have I always had FOMO? Apparently, I just didn’t realize how bad it was. I mean, I got so drunk at my own wedding (thanks to my cousin who kept handing me drinks) that Stacy put my ass to bed, and then I got back up because everyone was still outside having fun at my…
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So… Is My Cancer Back?

I’m sitting here building a blog about surviving cancer while wondering if my cancer is back. Seems appropriate. My back hurts. Not just my back hurts because I’m 45 and apparently sleeping wrong is an injury now kind of hurts. It’s in that spot. Right around my kidney. And because I’ve had cancer, I no…